It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.

Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

Fox: "What are you working on?

"Rabbit: "My thesis.

"Fox: "Hmmm.

What's it about?

"Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes.

"Fox: "That's ridiculous!

Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes.

"Rabbit: "Sure they do, and I can prove it.

Come with me.

"They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow.

After a few minutes, the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes typing.

Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

Wolf: "What's that you're writing?

"Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves.

"Wolf: "You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?

"Rabbit: "No problem.

Do you want to see why?

"The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.

Inside the rabbit's burrow: In one corner, there is a pile of fox bones.

In another corner, a pile of wolf bones.

On the other side of the room, a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth.

It doesn't matter what you choose for a thesis subject.

It doesn't matter what you use for data.

What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor.

这是一个阳光灿烂的晴朗日子，森林里一只小兔子坐在洞穴外，在打字机上敲敲打打。

这时一只散步的狐狸走了过来。

狐狸：你在做什么呢？

”兔子：写我的论文。

”狐狸：唔，是关于什么的？

”兔子：噢，我在写兔子是怎样吃掉狐狸的。

”狐狸：你太搞笑了吧！

谁都知道兔子不吃狐狸。

”兔子：兔子当然吃，我能证明的。

跟我来。

”它们一起消失在兔子的洞穴里，几分钟后只有兔子独自出来了。

它回到打字机前继续敲打。

很快，一只狼走了过来，停下看着兔子奋力工作。

狼：你在写什么呢？

”兔子：我在写论文，关于兔子如何吃掉狼。

”狼：你不会指望这种垃圾论文被发表吧！

”兔子：能发表，你想知道为什么吗？

”兔子和狼一起进了洞穴，而兔子又一次独自走了出来。

几分钟后它继续打字。

兔子洞穴里：一个角落里是一堆狐狸骨头，另一角落里是一堆狼骨头。

而另一侧是一只狮子，它边打着饱嗝，边剔着牙齿。

论文的题目选什么无关紧要。

你用什么作为例证数据也无关紧要。

真正重要的是：你的论文导师是谁！

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