Comedy is acting out optimism.

喜剧就是将乐观演绎出来。

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.

时间是最好的老师，不幸的是，它杀了它所有的学生。

You're only given a little spark of madness.

You mustn't lose it.

上天只给你一丁点儿疯狂，绝对不能丢掉!

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

永远不要和一个丑陋的人打架，他们没什么好失去的。

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

如果由女人来统治这个世界，我们将不会有战争，但是每28天就要进行一场激烈的协商。

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

我爱孩子们，但他们可真是不好伺候的观众。

In America they really do mythologise people when they die.

在美国，人死后就会被神化。

You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget.

And that was dangerous.

你认为你最好努力工作，不然会被别人忘记。

这个想法很危险。

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