I took myself out on a date带上自己去约会，and said i'm looking grand,我将去寻找酒店。

and when i got my courage up当我鼓起勇气，i asked to hold my hand.

我要牵起自己的手。

i took me to a restaurant我带自己走进一个饭店，and then a movie show.

电影正在播放。

i put my arm around me我用自己的胳膊搂着自己。

in the most secluded row.

在最隐蔽处排着队。

i whispered sweetly in my ear我在自己的耳边喃喃自语，of happiness and bliss,带着快乐与幸福，and then i almost slapped me我几乎要打自己，when i tried to steal a kiss.

当我试图窃取一个吻。

then afterwards i walked me home之后，我便回家了。

and since i'm so polite因为我非常有礼貌，i thanked me for a perfect date我感谢自己给了一个完美的日子，and wished myself goodnight.

希望我自己晚安。

there's just one little problem这仅仅只是一个小问题，and it kind of hurts my pride.

它伤害了我的自大，myself would not invite me in我自己不会邀请我进来，so now i'm locked outside!

所以我现在被锁在了外面!

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