A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?

""No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.

"Will you use it to gamble?

""I don't gamble.

I need everything I can get just to stay alive.

""Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?

""Are you NUTS!

I haven't played golf in 20 years!

"The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars.

Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.

"The bum was astounded.

"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad.

"The man replied, "That's OK.

I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf.

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