相关专题： 愚人节专题 愚人节笑话之一愚人节笑话之三愚人节笑话之四 In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.

She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.

A wild gleam came into the judge's eye.

"You are a school teacher, eh?

" said he.

"Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition.

Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times.

"　　在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。

女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。

法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：你是学校的老师，对吗？

女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。

在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。

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