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Why are people tired on April Fool's Day?

(愚人节人们为什么疲倦?

)　　答：Because they have just had a long March.

( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。

March 三月;行军)　　2.

What weather do mice and rats fear?

(老鼠害怕什么天气?

)　　答：When it's raining cats and dogs.

(下大雨。

rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )　　3.

When do dogs refuse to follow their masters?

(狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?

)　　答：When their masters go to the flea market.

(主人去跳蚤市场时。

Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )　　4.

What question can never be answered by yes”?

(哪个问题永远不能回答是的”?

)　　答：Are you asleep?

(你睡着了吗)　　5.

What tree is always very sad?

(哪种树总是很伤心?

)　　答：Weeping willow.

( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)　　6.

When can you get water with a net?

(什么时候可以用网兜装水?

)　　答：When water is turned into ice.

(当水结成冰时)　　7.

Why is the pig always eating?

猪为什么没完没了地吃?

　　答：He's making a hog of himself.

它想成为一只肉猪。

　　8.

What's the longest word in the world?

世界上最长的单词是什么?

　　答：Smiles.

Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.

微笑。

因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。

　　9.

What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"?

什么问题你只能回答yes”?

　　答："What does y-e-s spell?

" (当别人问你)yes”怎么拼?

　　10.

Where were you when the power was cut off?

当停电的时候你在哪?

　　答：In the darkness.

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