Jerry went to a psychiatrist.

"Doc," he said, "I've got trouble.

Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it.

I'm going crazy!

" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink.

"Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears.

" How much do you charge?

" A hundred dollars per visit.

" I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.

Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street.

"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?

" asked the psychiatrist.

For a hundred bucks a visit?

The bartender cured me for $10.

" "Is that so!

How?

" He told me to cut the legs off the bed!

" Ain't nobody under there now!

!

!

杰瑞去看精神病医生。

医生,我有些不对劲。

每次睡觉的时候,我都感觉有人在床下。

我要疯了!

”给我一年时间,”医生说,每周来三次,我会治好你。

”费用是多少呢?

”每次一百美元。

”我会认真考虑的。

”杰瑞答道。

六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了,为什么你再也没来呢?

”医生问。

一次一百块钱吗?

有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。

”真的?

他怎么做到的?

”他让我把床腿锯掉。

现在那没人了!

”【Psychiatrist 精神病医生查看网站：[db:时间]】