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第一位总统

发布时间:2025-01-06

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The First presidentA teacher was asking a student a lot of questions, but the student couldn't answer any of them.

The teacher then decided to ask him some very easy questions so that he could get a few right.

"What was Bunker Hill?

"she said.

The student thought for some time and then answered, "An airport?

" "No, it was a battle," the teacher said, she was getting a little angry now, but she was trying not to show it.

Then she asked, "Who was the first president of the United States?

" The student thought for a long time, but didn't say anything.

Then the teacher got very angry and shouted, "George Washington!

"The student got up and began to walk towards his seat.

"Come back!

" the teacher said.

"I didn't tell you to go.

""Oh, I'm sorry," the student said.

"I thought you called the next student.

"  老师向一位学生提出很多问题,可是这位学生却一问三不知。

老师只好换一些极其简单的问题,这样学生也许能答对几个题。

邦克山是什么?

”老师问。

学生想了一会儿,然后答道:飞机场。

” 不对,那是一场战役,”老师说,她有些恼火了,但还是努力克制着不流露出来,接着她又问道,谁是美国第一位总统?

”学生想了许多,可还是一语不发。

老师终于怒不可遏,大声喊道,乔治·华盛顿!

”学生站起来开始朝自己座位走去。

回来”老师说,我没让你离开。

” 噢,真抱歉,”学生说。

我还以为您在叫下一位学生呢。

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