In surgery for a heart attack, a middle- aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside.

"Will I die?

" she asks.

God says, "No.

You have 30 more years to live.

" With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it.

So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips.

She looks great!

The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.

Up in heaven, she sees God.

"You said I had 30 more years to live," she complains.

"That’s true," says God.

"So what happened?

" God shrugs.

"I didn’t recognize you.

"一个中年妇女因心脏病发而动手术的时候在床边看到了上帝。

我会死掉吗？

”她问上帝。

上帝说：不会。

你还要活三十年。

”既然还有三十年可活，这位女士打算好好享用剩下的时光，于是她趁住院期间隆了下胸，抽了下脂，缩了下腹，植了下发，给嘴唇注射了下胶原蛋白。

她看上去神采奕奕。

出院的那天她昂首阔步地走出医院的大门、穿过街道，但是立即被一辆救护车撞死了。

在天堂她见到了上帝，向他抱怨：你说过我还有三十年可活啊！

”是的，”上帝回答。

那我怎么就被撞死了呢？

”上帝耸了耸肩：我没有认出你来。

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