299 找借口 A good excuse A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for nice evening drive.

As the needle jumped up to 100 mph,he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way that a cop can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself,and proceeded to open her up further.

The needle hit 110, 120… Then the reality of the situation hit him.

"What in the world am I doing" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him,took his license without a word and examined it and the car.

"It's been a long day,this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th.

I don't feel like more paperwork,so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before,I just might let you go.

" The guy thinks for a second and says,"Last week my wife ran off with a cop.

I was afraid you were trying to give her back！

" "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

一个家伙新买了一辆奔驰车,趁着天黑,到州际高速公路上过把瘾。

当指针跳到时速100英里的时候,他突然看见后面有闪光的警灯跟着他。

他对自己说:"警车不可能追上奔驰,"就猛踩油门继续加速,指针指向时速110,120……这时,他忽然醒悟,对自己说:"我这到底是在干什么呀?

"就把车停在路边。

警察走过来,一言不发,对他的驾照和汽车审视了半天,然后说:"这一天好长,我快下班了,今天又是13号星期五,我不想再开罚单了。

如果你能给我一个好的、我从来没有听说过的理由,为什么开快车,我或许会放你一马。

"这个家伙想了一下说:"上个星期我老婆跟一个警察私奔了,刚才我是怕你要把她送回来。

"警察说:"祝你周末愉快！

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州际公路　 flash n.

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