298 受宠若惊的男人 A flattered man A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.

Both of their cars are totally damaged,but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars,the woman says,"You're a man,I'm a woman,that's interesting.

Wow,just look at our cars！

There's nothing left,but fortunately we are unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should meet,and be friends,and live together in peace for the rest of our days.

" Flattered,the man replies,"Oh yes,I agree with you completely！

This must be a sign from God ！

" The woman continues,"Look at this,here's another miracle.

My car is completely destroyed,but this bottle of wine doesn't break.

Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.

" Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle,and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman doesn't take the bottle,"No.

I think I'll wait for the police…"一个女人和一个男人卷入一场交通事故,他们俩的车都完全毁坏了,幸好谁也没受伤。

他们从各自的车里爬出来后,那个女的说:"你是个男的,我是个女的,有意思。

看看,我们的车全毁了,但是我们俩谁也没受伤,这一定是上帝的旨意,要我们俩相遇,成为朋友,并且要我们在以后的日子里住在一起平安地生活。

"那个男的受宠若惊地说:"对呀！

我完全同意,这一定是上帝的旨意。

"那个女的接着说:"看看,这是另外一个奇迹,我的车完全毁坏了,但是这瓶葡萄酒却没有打碎,显然上帝要我们喝这瓶酒来庆祝我们的好运气。

"她把酒瓶递给男的,那个男的点头表示同意,打开酒瓶,喝了半瓶,然后把瓶子递还给女的。

那女的没有接,"不,我想我要等警察来……" crawl v.

爬行　 unhurt a.

没有受伤的 miracle n.

奇迹,令人惊奇的人（ 或事）【警匪英语笑话 受宠若惊的男人 A flattered man查看网站：[db:时间]】