084 我的帽子在这里,就是我在这里 When my hat is here,I m here Custom at one university dictated that if a professor was ten minutes late, the class was canceled.

One professor arrived early for a 9 a.

m.

lecture.

He placed his hat on his desk, and went to the faculty room.

Before he knew it,it was 9: 10.

By the time he got back to his classroom,it was empty.

The next day,he let his students have it.

"When my hat is here," he fumed, "I'm here！

" The following day,the professor arrived at 9 a.

m.

He was met by the sight of 28 hats on 28 desks—and no students.

某一所大学的习惯是,如果上课以后 10 分钟教授还没到,这堂课就取消了。

一位教授来上早上9点的课,因为时间还早,就把帽子放在讲台上,到教授休息室去休息一下。

等他再看时间,已经9点10分了,他回到教室一看,人都走空了。

第二天,他生气地对学生说:"我的帽子在这里,就是我在这里。

"次日,当他9点钟到达的时候,看见28张桌子上有28 顶帽子,一个学生都没有。

dictate v.

命令 faculty n.

全体教学人员 fume v.

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