089 出乎意料的访问 A surprise visit Don't ever pay a surprise visit to a child in college.

You might be the one getting the surprise.

I learned this when I swung by my son's campus during a business trip.

Locating what I thought was his house,I rang the doorbell.

"Yeah" a voice called from inside.

"Does John Smith live here" "Yup," the voice answered.

"Leave him on the front porch.

We'll drag him in later.

" 我这次出差途中顺便走访我儿子的校园后得出的结论是: 不要出乎意料地访问在大学里的孩子,出乎意料的可能倒是你自己。

我找到了我认为是他住的房子,按响了门铃,从里面传出来一个声音:"唔?

" "约翰史密斯住在这里吗?

" 那个声音回答说:"是,让他待在前面门廊里吧,我们过一会儿会把他拽进来的。

" campus n.

（ 大学） 校园 doorbell n.

门铃 porch n.

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