16 Of The Funniest Puns Ever(2)16个有趣的双关语(下)#9 I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.

A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

我在银行上班的第一天，就丢掉了工作。

一个女人让我测试她的平衡感，于是我把她推倒了。

(balance也有余额”的意思)#10 What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

河马和打火机有什么区别?

一个体重很沉，而另一个很轻。

(lighter也有打火机”的意思)#11 Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.

One asks, What’s your favorite kind of music?

” The other says, I’m a big metal fan.

”风电场里有两个风车，其中一个问：你最喜欢的音乐类型是什么?

”另一个回答道：我是一个重金属音乐迷。

”(fan还有风扇”的意思)#12 Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now.

你听说过那个人吗?

他的整个左半边身体都被切除了。

他现在只有右半边了。

(right 除了有右边”的意思外，还可以表示正确地”。

)#13 I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off.

我不相信竟然会被日历工厂开除。

我不过就是请了一天假。

#14 What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

一只拿不定主意的蜜蜂叫什么?

叫maybe。

#15 Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.

吉尔今天摔断了手指，但另一只手完全没事。

(on the other hand表示另外一只手”，还可以表示另一方面”。

)#16 Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu - you get what you deserve.

听过那家叫Karma的新餐馆吗?

没有菜单，上什么菜就吃什么。

(Karma意为佛教、印度教的羯磨，因果报应。

you get what you deserve.

还表示：这都是你应得的。

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